advicepeeta:

oh sweet jeebuz the puns

dorkvader:

Judo moves with archery skillz@-)

peetatoast:

foreverllarks:

omg

HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig. My heart starts to pound, I can feel my face burning. Without thinking, I pull an arrow from my quiver and send it straight at the Gamemakers’ table. I hear shouts of alarm as people stumble back. The arrow skewers the apple in the pig’s mouth and pins it to the wall behind it. Everyone stares at me in disbelief.

“Thank you for your consideration.”