brocreate:

shout out to the dude in the back for expressing my feelings for this pic exactly

“what’s with all the talking god you’re supposed to be making out”

• dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
• slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
• dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.

Tom Hiddleston, Esquire UK

laboiterose:

Marion Cotillard for The Hollywood Reporter.

read the full feature here

• Tom Hiddleston: Hi
• Me: 
• Tom Hiddleston: 
• Me: 
• Tom Hiddleston: 
• Me: 
• Tom Hiddleston: 
• Me: 
• Tom Hiddleston: 
• Me: 
• Police: so she just died?
• Tom Hiddleston: Basically
•  This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
•  and then he'd translate it into five different languages
•  and apologise for not being able to translate it into any more.

laughinacorner:

omg

teavenger:

Things got a bit out of hand during the vacuum sale in aisle 8…

dovahkiin-vas-slave1:

I love Samuel L. Jackson

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

HAHAHAHA

laughing-sister:

omg lol