The coin rose another fifty feet, then spun earthward. Artemis somehow managed to snatch it from the air.
The first cool movement of his young life.
artemis fowl the musical featuring everyone being too sarcastic to sing
Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus…
Keisha is tired of your shit, Carlos
KEISHA’S FACE OMFG
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
- Nicole Scherzinger
My roommate thought it was a real horse.
the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense
why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza
everyone likes pizza
i think u need to reread
you know when you’re talking to someone and they’re like “brb” and you’re like “k”, but then they don’t come back for like ages?
I just realized no one knows those feels more than Butler so we can’t really even complain
HAPPY ARTEMIS FOWL APPRECIATION DAY
*va va voom comes on shuffle*
me: finally, a song that won’t make me think of Artemis Fowl
nicki: ♫ just met a boy, just met a boy when he could become my little problem
me: okay it’s still not that applicable
nicki: ♫ ‘cause he look like he modeling clothes in Dublin
Artemis: I was a broken boy, and you fixed me.