with his intellect, artemis fowl could take over the world

asparkofdecency:

but instead he’s just like

no no no, you misunderstand. I just like gold.

6 hours ago on 24 May 2013 @ 9:00pm 67 notes

srslynotporn:

The Irish author was thinking of what else to add. An idea then struck him, then he smiled.

He typed:

And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.

He smiled then wondered what the fans would think. Oh, they’ll definitely go crazy.

16 hours ago on 24 May 2013 @ 11:00am 19 notes

scarfytheshipster:

THESE BOOKS I SWEAR the decoded message in book 1 is about fairy lore and 2 it’s about being a friend to the people and earth 3 it’s Arty talking about the disk he gave Mulch 4 it’s about being a LEP officer 6 it’s Opal talking to Vinyaya 7 it’s a log of Artemis’s and 8 it’s his will BUT 5?

EVERYTHING IS LIKE FAIRY LORE OR SEMI IMPORTANT BUT 5 IS ABOUT DEMONS AND LITERALLY HALF OF IT IS DEMON BUTT SLAPPING SIGN LANGUAGE

2 days ago on 22 May 2013 @ 7:00pm 15 notes

dixxxons:

my life ambition is to translate all the gnommish on the edge of the pages

2 days ago on 22 May 2013 @ 5:00pm 15 notes

koboi-laboratories:

I’VE GOT IT so the unnamed artemis fowl musical can now be entitled “artemis and the diamonds”

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2 days ago on 22 May 2013 @ 3:00pm 23 notes
  • Fairies hate the cold so much that they don't even eat ice cream that's how badly they hate it
  • Artemis: Hey guys I need you to come with me to Russia and Iceland
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2 days ago on 22 May 2013 @ 1:00pm 83 notes

The coin rose another fifty feet, then spun earthward. Artemis somehow managed to snatch it from the air.

The first cool movement of his young life.

~ Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident (via hippolascaged)
2 days ago on 22 May 2013 @ 7:00am 18 notes

asparkofdecency:

what has my life become: a novel by holly short

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4 days ago on 20 May 2013 @ 5:00am 11 notes

koboi-laboratories:

artemis fowl the musical featuring everyone being too sarcastic to sing

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5 days ago on 20 May 2013 @ 3:00am 81 notes

havocian:

but lets not forget that artemis’s favorite musical artist was none other than

image

1 week ago on 16 May 2013 @ 5:00pm 52 notes

how do you even pronounce N°1’s name?

n-degree-one? number one? n-one?

1 week ago on 15 May 2013 @ 7:00am 16 notes

seeyash:

Artemis Fowl book covers by Emily W. 

Deviantart I Website I Tumblr

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1 week ago on 13 May 2013 @ 9:00am 189 notes
1 week ago on 13 May 2013 @ 7:00am 74 notes
“I don’t like lollipops.” 

1 week ago on 12 May 2013 @ 7:00pm 72 notes
“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any questions you care to ask.”

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1 week ago on 12 May 2013 @ 5:00pm 53 notes