When you take your plate out of the microwave, and the food is still ice cold but the plate is like 8000 degrees
» via wtfjaya
(originally shiningstardust)
7 months ago on 25
September 2012 @ 5:15am
33,773 notes
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
» via pokegod
(originally ohheyitspaulene)
8 months ago on 24
September 2012 @ 3:02am
128,134 notes
hidden autoplay
8 months ago on 23
September 2012 @ 6:32pm
20,070 notes
when you’re not connected to the internet and your computer practically screams
“gO OUTSIDE”
» via pokegod
(originally bombshellbutt)
8 months ago on 21
September 2012 @ 2:11pm
10,206 notes
9 months ago on 17
August 2012 @ 12:00pm
44,755 notes
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
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(originally fuckingtw4ts)
9 months ago on 12
August 2012 @ 6:29pm
289,696 notes
» via catelyntargaryen-deactivated201
(originally thorhawthorne)
9 months ago on 11
August 2012 @ 7:34am
162 notes
im the person who is still on the ground when we take a group mid-air jump picture
» via pokegod
(originally cowboybeboop)
9 months ago on 1
August 2012 @ 5:20am
1,348 notes
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
» via wtfjaya
(originally harknessing)
9 months ago on 30
July 2012 @ 9:40am
27,775 notes
- someone: what's your favorite movie
- me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
» via planets-bend-between-us
(originally wundows-deactivated20120904)
10 months ago on 25
July 2012 @ 8:45pm
168,473 notes
omg i had to post this
» via bloodyyram
(originally oh-woah)
10 months ago on 25
July 2012 @ 9:35am
22,297 notes
my favourite people | in no particular order
» me
» via scallawag
(originally whyyouhefftobemad)
10 months ago on 21
July 2012 @ 5:16am
47,840 notes
I like mudkipz. ಠ_ృ
