Artemis: "We are fine, Butler. That is to say that I, Artemis Fowl the Second, am one hundred percent functional, which is about five times the normal functionality of an average person. Or to put it another way: one point five Mozarts. Or three quarters of a da Vinci."
Butler: "Only three quarters? You're being modest."
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