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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:00:12 -0400

actual-slut-artemis-fowl: Artemis probably has one of the largest collection of silent and black...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:00:12 -0400

Artemis probably has one of the largest collection of silent and black and white films.

Even if he dislikes the film, he likes to have a copy.

Film is an art he admires quite a bit, and older films have a large asthetic appeal to him.

rmafan: Had Artemis not gone back in time and accidentally met his past self, younger Artemis would...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:00:13 -0400

rmafan:

Had Artemis not gone back in time and accidentally met his past self, younger Artemis would have never had that “dream” about fairies.

Since ten year-old Artemis had the “dream” about the fairies he made those plans for kidnapping a leprechaun for ransom.

Guys, the entire series of Artemis Fowl is one big time paradox.

The Chronicles Of Narnia

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:00:14 -0400

The Chronicles Of Narnia

primaniallerina: #sitting on the tube after losing the game...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:44 -0400

primaniallerina:

#sitting on the tube after losing the game of thrones

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:00:25 -0400

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

crazieecatladyy: biriusslack: there’s always that one knob who takes every text post personally

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:00:21 -0400

crazieecatladyy:

biriusslack:

there’s always that one knob who takes every text post personally

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:00:15 -0400

spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:00:11 -0400

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

awellkept-secret: this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:00:12 -0400

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:00:11 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:28 -0400

sweetcrazygearhead: bridgemcgidge: shercockandmycrotch: every...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:01:01 -0400

sweetcrazygearhead:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

That snail is the servant of the Lich.

everyday: i need new clothes

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:00:10 -0400

everyday: i need new clothes

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:00:31 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:00:18 -0400

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield spotted going for a stroll on a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:00:14 -0400

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield spotted going for a stroll on a hot New York City day on May, 31.

scarfytheshipster: I love how when we procrastinate or avoid doing something we come on tumblr or...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:00:12 -0400

scarfytheshipster:

I love how when we procrastinate or avoid doing something we come on tumblr or go watch a movie or something stupid

Not Artemis

When he didn’t want to practice his self defense he built an airplane

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:00:09 -0400

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fushigikid: captainunhook: what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:00:08 -0400

fushigikid:

captainunhook:

what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes