September 2012
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bereavedmistress:
if ryan got his pilot license he’d be a flyin’ gosling
if ryan was in the CIA he’d be a spyin’ gosling
if ryan worked at mcdonald’s he’d be a fryin’ gosling
if ryan was sad he’d be a cryin’ gosling
if ryan was an animal he’d be a lion gosling
if ryan predicted the apocalypse he’d be a mayan gosling
ryan
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wwiao:
why is every book a new york times best seller
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“if you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home”
– artemis fowl (via darwinist)
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darvityeahartemisfowl:
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amon-is-watching-you-and:
daily reminder that September 1 is the birthday of our beloved sexy evil genius Artemis Fowl
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imawanchor:
auto play more like auto leave your blog
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WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO.
“I love you but you’re real.”
/cries
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what if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had turned into your tumblr icon
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actuallybatman:
omfg my sister’s date just came to pick her up and i went and answered the door like this
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why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7
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reconyessance:
“‘Of course I saved you,’ she said. ‘I couldn’t do without you.’ And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.” —Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox, p. 138
“‘If Opal outwits me and I don’t make it out of that crater, I want you to tell Foaly to...
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