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h0odrich:
windows98:
unable to sleep, who’s awake?
katy perry
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plot twist: Peter Parker starts biting spiders and they gain human powers.
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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internet explorer simulator →
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huntwerk:
justin timberlake justin timberocean justin timberpond justin timbersea justin timbercreek justin timberstream
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“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
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microwavepizzaoven:
is math considered a foreign language
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kobois:
AU where stepping onto a conveyor belt is an olympic event
artemis wins the gold for ireland
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berriest:
i can feel you judging me from across the internet and i am uncomfortable
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gvccibitch:
will you go out with me?
A) yes
B) a
C) b
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non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
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Butler: "Well, Artemis, how are we?"
Artemis: "We are fine, Butler. That is to say that I, Artemis Fowl the Second, am one hundred percent functional, which is about five times the normal functionality of an average person. Or to put it another way: one point five Mozarts. Or three quarters of a da Vinci."
Butler: "Only three quarters? You're being modest."
Artemis: "Correct, I am."
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kobois:
#HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF #GOOD JOB ARTY #YOU DID WHAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DO EVERY DAY #WOULD YOU LIKE A MEDAL
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sirorion:
my next job resume will say “can proficiently read and write gnommish”
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Let it be known that Eoin Colfer is the sassiest...
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