April 2012
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brandnewswastikas:
Tourist: Could you give me directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist: Will you please just give me directions to Olive Garden, I’m supposed to be meeting my kids there.
New Yorker: No.
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twobirdsonesong:
We don’t always agree about things here on Tumblr, but I think many of us can agree that Pixar is perfect.
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