i am going to hell arent i
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
Believe it or not
Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.
Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”
ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12
aren’t you forgetting someone
did u say somthhin i wasnt listnin
me when i have that dumbass teacher
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics